
Chess, like tennis, is filled with attractive women who want to get the hell out of eastern Europe.
Think chess is populated by dumpy women with poor social skills? Well, you're probably right, but they're not making it into this article. If she looks like Valquiria Rocha, poor social skills are completely acceptable.
Nothing says fun like flying to Bosnia Herzegovina and getting schooled by an 80 lb. girl named Sanja Dedijer who will never date you. Bonus: Her sister Mira will never date you either.
There is a good reason most Americans stink at chess - our unfailing optimism. No matter how bad things get with the economy or the environment or (insert your pet cause here) Americans will always believe that, because we have Christina Aguilera, we beat the pants off of everyone else. Russians, for example, don't think that way. Half of Moscow is populated by women hotter than Christina Aguilera and they're all on a Russian dating site hoping to meet an American mechanic who will get them a green card and raise their kid.
Scientists, American or otherwise, are not afflicted by that kind of sunny disposition. People have a perception that science is a happy wonderland where you come up with an idea and everyone rallies around you and supports you while you try to prove it. Nothing can be further from the truth. Science is done by falsification.
Falsification is an old idea but most people outside science fail to do it. It is considered a rather negative approach. Most people think in terms of induction - inference of a generalized conclusion from particular instances. David Hume (1711–76), one of those key thinkers of the past you never hear about today, tried as he could to create an empirical science of human nature and was obsessed with induction. Karl Popper (1902-1994) threw all that out and didn't even equate testability or scientificity with 'meaningfulness.' He instead believed solely in falsification. Scientific advance as an inductive process of generalization from particular experiences was rejected out of hand by him.
To him, testing a theory did not involve finding evidence to support it, but instead meant systematically attempting to show it to be false – a logic of refutation. Falsification.
That brings us to chess. Chess, like science, is the kiss of death for optimists. Only the most naive rookie feels optimistic in Chess. Instead, Chess players think about their doom. In a study published in Nature, and you can quite elegantly get a download here if you don't have a subscription, Michelle Cowley and Ruth Byrne of Trinity College, University of Dublin, set out to put that to the test with actual chess players and the falsification idea held up.
The best chess players, they found (ironically in non-falsification fashion), used falsification to determine their future moves. Bad chess players thought about the counter-moves of opponents in a very positive light (i.e., the opponent will do exactly what is needed in order to lose) while the best chess players thought about what opponents counter-moves would damage them the most if they enacted a strategy - they falsified their own hypotheses.
So it isn't just scientists who regularly use falsification, but also chess players. Is it something all experts do? Not likely. I assume that car mechanic who is looking for a Russian model to marry does not wonder which repair techniques will cause the car to blow up, he instead hears a noise or feels a strange vibration and tracks down the issue and fixes it.
Enough of falsification, let's go back to induction. Using the subset of highly ranked chess players included here, you would think chess is littered with attractive women. Scientists, and chess players, using falsification would bet that is not the case. Still, as an experiment, which of these chess players induces you to take up the game?
Let me know what you think about my thoughts on chess and falsification. Because that's the reason people read me, I am sure of it.
Pictures marked as such acquired gratefully from The webpage of Alexandra Kosteniuk, who would be a lot of fun to play with also.
Abridged due to space constraints but if you want to see the version with a lot more pics including (*gasp*) a man, go here and even more here.
More photos of women and chess available at Chess pics also.
I was wondering if you had disappeared from newsvine and I was tempted to just seed this from your blog.
I'm definitely thinking that I would like to play a game or two with Vesna Rozic...
I have to say this is an important article and I'm glad you wrote it. It's entirely irrelevant to your main point but I believe Hume was keen on the idea that induction is *not* a viable form of argument. And by the way from that the idea that cause and effect are not linked in any provable way, but only by induction.
You've done great things for Chess, Cash, and you've mentioned the most important philosopher of science - Popper - meaningfully in the same article. You are the master.
Disclaimer: the above may not in fact be the primary reason I enjoyed the article. Just saying.
Chess pieces? Oh... there they are, yes.
Perhaps like me Cash, you have stumbled upon a set of obscurely conflicting principles that when applied, allow you to be @!$%# at chess but to happily sacrifice that as a mere pawn in the larger game in which you succeed to the degree that you could afford to have gorgeous women deliberately and self evidently lose to you simply because that made you happy. [Their sacrifice , not you winning, although there comes a point physically where it becomes one and the same.]
Supreme Command Grandmaster
I suspect I've found a new letterhead.
I play at Chess.com quite regularly (great site btw) and can confirm that all the women there are beautiful.
Although the one's with hot avatar's mostly have penises
PS - todays French lesson: pawn in french is pion (makes sense)
What's your chess.com ID? I'm seyoyocapablanca
Oluseye,
I have sent you a challenge ... you might recognize my name :)
The cyclist!
Anyone interested in the epic multi-day match between Oluseye and myself
Play well, have fun :) Yay!
Come watch my butt get kicked
There really needs to be a cheerleader window on that site!
Tamh,
you are correct!
Oluseye .... very even currently ....
My favorite chess set has a shot glass for each piece. Needless to say when you start loosing you tend to continue.
I stopped playing chess at the age of six, because you get tired to win all the time.
We have a guy here, who has made triChess, but he was not that good with marketing and web pages.
Cash, terrific to see you back writing new material. Your seeds are great, but this is what I think of as vintage Cash -- putting science theory into terms laymen (cough) can relate to with an ease that makes us all think we might have what it takes to do science. (I said do science, not do scientists, dammit...)
The whole falsification approach sheds some light on something I've been writing about a bit lately, namely the tendency of the tenured academic community to get so super-defensive about their theories that they will attack like a pack of rabid hounds anyone with the temerity to posit any hypotheses that threaten to undermine their smug and hidebound world-view.
That stand always seemed to run counter to the intent of the scientific method to me, and I'd always felt that its principles should encourage new facts that challenge the status quo, as well as revelling in the provision of those facts as additional points of data.
This article, hot chess chicks aside, helps me to 'get' this phenomenon a lot better. I still don't like it, but it's nice to be able to put it in a science context.
One last thing. I see people mentioning the notorious chess shot-glass game, but there's an appalling lack of discussion of the merits of strip chess....somebody do something about that, willya?
The local chess club that I attended in my youth was populated by the same sort of people who now turn up at LUG meetings. Great article!
I think falsification works, there is no doubt that it means there is more relativity involved, it means eliminating white trash (white noise) even reducing the irrevocable infinity of possible universes to a void, which means that it would imply an irreducible complexity. Eventually creating a limited number of possibilities, reducing the need for optimism and increasing your chances.
I still would like believe in infinite relativity, the importance of winning, according to falsification is not losing. You can 'not lose' without winning...There I just used falsification.
Even though the greatest chess champion in the world has lost few games, the person who never plays has lost 0, what bearing does the chess champion have? If they have any bearing, they are an implying an irreducibly complex infinite relativity... Such things are Quantum, meaning the 'system probability set' exists outside of itself.
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